There once was a girl named Rachel
Who was fond of receiving a facial,
But her beau missed a beat
And laid skeet to her teat:
His reasoning specious when spatial.
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There once was a fella named Bruce
Who was partial to sucking on cooch,
But his lass let a quiff
As her biff took a sniff
So he asked her quite kindly to douche.
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He ran from the cops in the nude.
They chased him for exposure lewd.
He made not one step
'fore he fell down and wept,
To the park bench his scrotum was glued.
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My wife and I tried to conceive,
Which we did with the greatest of ease.
My semen flowed thickly;
It didn't quit quickly
And what happened is hard to believe:
It turns out my jissom is wild;
Its action was hearty not mild.
Like a filthy dot com
She got double-mommed.
Our daughter was born with a child
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Becky's candor I truly adore,
Although everyone calls her a whore.
Just 'cause she'll show
What she naturally grows;
Her bush has a style: pompadour.
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